some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

(via thefuuuucomics)

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(via korraphobia)

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

image

UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

(via korraphobia)

genderbitch:

what the fuck did i just read

(via iawesomedallovertheplace)

bluedogeyes:

Jurassic Parkour (via Mr. Lovenstein) 
"I knew something was up when he started shoving colorful pills into a bottle in methodical order" // Extra panel
Artist website / facebook / tumblr / Support on patreon

bluedogeyes:

Jurassic Parkour (via Mr. Lovenstein)

"I knew something was up when he started shoving colorful pills into a bottle in methodical order" // Extra panel

Artist website / facebook / tumblr / Support on patreon

(via thefrogman)

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

(via agt-peggy)

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

(via richdork)

necrophilofthefuture:

ok yes I see what you’re doing but why

(via mylifeunexpected)

makorraforevafangirl:

avatar-fanatics:

YES YES YES YES YES
1 THOUSAND TIME YES

40 MILLION TIMES + MY SOUL YES

(via bleachtune)

maddysunjade:

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

This is me.

(via mylifeunexpected)

maddysunjade:

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

This is me.

(via mylifeunexpected)

que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

(via sinisterkid-with-a-tencentpistol)

  • Feminists: circumcision isn't even an issue. It just looks better. Uncircumcised penises just look hella weird like wtf
  • Random guy: I think small boobs on grown women just look weird. I just like bigger boobs
  • Feminist: omg how dare you!? Like I'm soooooo sorry my appearance doesn't sexually satisfy you. Any other unrealistic expectations you want me to live up to, neckbeard?

09.09.14

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