remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population
- Feminists: circumcision isn't even an issue. It just looks better. Uncircumcised penises just look hella weird like wtf
- Random guy: I think small boobs on grown women just look weird. I just like bigger boobs
- Feminist: omg how dare you!? Like I'm soooooo sorry my appearance doesn't sexually satisfy you. Any other unrealistic expectations you want me to live up to, neckbeard?